Dirty envelope

The dirty envelope is when you're going down on a girl and you use your tongue to go between the anus and vagina...repetitively

We were sixty-nineing, and I decided to give her the dirty envelope.

by D reazy December 18, 2016

The Dirty Dunleavy

When a person, after engaging in mounted anal intercourse, immediately stands and walks over their prone partner, leaving a trail of anal discharge, lube, semen and excrement from genitals to hairline.

after Alaska's Governor Michael J. Dunleavy, whose betrayal of Alaskan's trust and ideals to big oil has left a large, black, oily skid mark on Alaskan politics.

"Oh, man... I thought last night was going to be the best sex I'd ever had, but as soon as I finished she popped up and gave me the Dirty Dunleavy! I needed 2 showers and a new set of sheets."

by f0-shizzle July 18, 2019

dirty chango

It's a gross burrito you eat whenever you're mad hungover.
(aka Alberto's)

"Bro, let's get a dirty chango."

by CozyBoys840 November 6, 2013

Dirty Padlock

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.

Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!

Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.

by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

dirty daxton

When you give the girl everything then disappear for a game then come back to screw her again.

Man... look how he just ran for the pokemon after fucking that girl now thats a dirty daxton

by thatyoutubehelper June 20, 2020

Dirty Swab

When you insert your own finger into your own anus, and poke it into someone’s ear. Similar to a Wet Willy, but ones anus is the starting orifice...

My roommate drank the last white claw and didn’t get a new pack, so I gave him a dirty swab while he was sleeping...

by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020

Dirty Korbyn

He is awesome and Is FRIENDS with hudson. He Has A body count of 69million

woah i just pulled a dirty korbyn

by korkluver78 February 2, 2022