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Chris

Chris's are usually dangerous men. They like little girls and been to prison a lot. He is the kind of guy to give alchohol to underaged impressionable children and sells drugs. Chris's usually are very manipulative and delusional. Very dysfunctional. Chris's should be in prison they're whole life for the evil shit they did or might do.
"I think my daughter was molested!"
"By who?"
"Idk?!"
"His name must have been chris."
"How do you know?"
"Most scum bags are named chris."
by Factsheet November 21, 2021
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Chris Longo

A kid who has 19 YouTube channels that have been actually used.
Did you hear that chris longo kid has 19 YouTube channels.
by Christophlak August 10, 2021
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Chris Ly

When you do something outright stupid, but it is normal to everyone.
For example, if you work in a NOC and throwing darts, balls, and random misc items, but no one give af.
This is a Chris Ly move.
You also have to say penis and gayest things every time you have a conversation (blondes love this).
Never ever have a legit conversation, always end with penis.
Anthony, you have said a lot of weird things lately.
You are starting to sound like Chris Ly!
by TheErectTacoofPenisLand June 29, 2018
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Chris

You should be with Jeana
Chris, go back to Jeana.
by Sincerely, J April 26, 2020
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chris ware

A sexy beast with pecks of steel. Buff, thick and BODASHAS
by Boah nall February 18, 2018
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Chris Hacker

A seriously beautiful and talented man that gets all the chicks.
by Lord Plopington November 24, 2021
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chris

Chris is depressed
by x Frasy x January 23, 2019
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