Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.

Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers

by sigmainohio May 7, 2024

Beer Karate

A drinking game in which two players finish a drink and then karate chop the can until they back out or the can is in two pieces

Brad: “Do you want to play beer karate?”
Chad: “No man I don’t want to cut my hand again.”

by Cronchfield November 7, 2020

One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

Window Beer

A beer located on the outside of a window on the top of a wood pile for the ease of grabbing.

Hey Jeff can you grab me a window beer

by Hairdoo November 10, 2021

Beer Wasted

a way to describe one who is intoxicated by beer.

Girl 1: "YOURE MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU"
Girl 2: 'OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Sinister Cousin: "How lame theyre doing the iloveyou thing, they're so beer wasted"

by JosethebombCuervo October 27, 2010

Beer Up

(verb) : To, just before or upon entering a venue or party, place several (three or more) cans of beer into ones cargo pockets, hoodie pockets, jacket flaps, socks, shoes, or any other almost-concealed location on ones purpose, for the purpose of then drinking or distributing the several beers without having to return to a beering-up station.

Dodgers @ Oracle tonight? It's time to pre-game and Beer Up!

We look so out of place in this ritzy hotel elevator right now, all beered up and such. You've got four Mich's in your hunting jacket alone right now and two of them are open.

by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022

beer lackey

When someone fetches you a nice cold brewski.

Aye bro get me a natty light.
Alright man I got you.
Ha, beer lackey.

by Gifmonsta12 April 7, 2015