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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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Marie

kinda a baddie guess has a lot of ice and is super fun and cutesie and amazinf and the cutest girlie ever I LOVE MARIE. shes the sweetest ever and im so happy were friends. WHAT A BLESSING
Noah: Hi Marie
Marie: Hi Noah
Noah: You're the cutest and baddest girlie ever love ya

Marie: Oh thanks ig
by Ottfire February 7, 2025
mugGet the Mariemug.

Tayla-Marie Robinson

A quite, shy, nice girl who is almost always ahead on her school work and love cats and the series Warriors by Erin Hunter. She is an author of many of her fanfics and she is on Wattpad. Her Wattpad is Kittypawsbook.
by Tayla Marie June 14, 2018
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poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle
Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys
by ronin007 March 6, 2014
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mari

mari is a Xbox player who love to get money and chill he is a Zoe , and he has motion he's also one of the loyalist boys i know
i love mari so much he's the best
by bckey March 27, 2022
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Maris

The kind of guy you write urban dictionary words about lol. He's funny, caring, sweet, smart, altruistic, and simply incredible. He usually takes a long time to open up to you, but when he does, you see even more amazing sides to him. Whenever you're with him, the entire world disappears. He's passionate about what he loves and who he loves and everyone he talks to adores him. Not only is he a one-of-a-kind friend, he is also the best guy you will ever meet. The impact that he will leave on you and your life is irreplaceable and if you meet an Maris, make sure to never let them go.
Maris is such a great, talented, loyal, passionate friend
by Bubaboba November 22, 2021
mugGet the Marismug.

anna marie g

A beautiful curly headed girl with a phatttt azzzzz that goes to Mary persons.
I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Anna Marie g one day.
by This dude cuz August 21, 2016
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