can fodder

reading material only ever likely to be consumed in the toilet

Don't throw that magazine away yet. Put it as can fodder in the bog.

by Mivoat December 16, 2010

Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "

Little girl:can I pet that dawg?

Woman: No
Man:...

Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???

Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂

by NAINAI12 May 4, 2024

If you’re bored you can come to my room

Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.

Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)

Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”

Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”

by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018

trash can

my brain. my thoughts.

my trash can has been fucking up shit lately.

by elzedare January 18, 2021

fucking trash can

Where Oscar the Grouch lives on Sesame Street

Oscar lives in a fucking trash can!

by Dave's Not Here, Man July 29, 2022

Can Pepinning

Make a joke that nobody gets except you and your close friend, then start laughing uncontrollably at how stupid or meaningless it sounds.

Hey, Olga! Are you can pepinning right now?

Let’s can pepin together.

Stay winning, stay can pepinning!

by Malurka February 25, 2024

busting can

when you have been a naughty boy, you get thrown in the busting can. in here, a bunch of men bust on you and fill up the can, which is about the size of a garbage can, to the brim. in order to survive, you have to drink at least a gallon of sperm, so you don’t drown to the jizz.

player has been eliminated from the match due to death by busting can

by jizz creamery May 6, 2022