april 11

Play wit your bonkers on facetime with your bf

bf: bae it’s april 11
gf: sorry baby

gf:(pulls out bonkers)
bf:goddang

by anonymous April 11, 2024

april thomas

Undefinable it's April Thomas the words are not in the human vocabulary to describe her beauty!

That girl is just.... Wow... April Thomas

by Rubber ducky September 7, 2016

April 30

Today is national bring the old Tik tok back and eat cake to celebrate nothing day!

It’s April 30, you know what that means?
Tik tok is back in business :)

by Bellywelly October 21, 2020

April 15th

Making up festivities stopped being funny after the third time day

April 15th

by Vivivivivy April 15, 2023

April 19th

National smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day

April 19th

Girl: “Why’d you smack my ass so hard?”
Boy: “it’s national smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day”
Girl: “oh, I kinda liked it.”

by Camilo Costa April 18, 2024

April 3

Sext with your virtual girlfriend day

Hey its April 3

by Joanne55332 April 3, 2022

April 28

April 28 is fuck your girl like a slut day. So as soon as you see her, you know what to do!

Guy: hey bro did you hear its april 28 today and the meaning of it

Other guy: yeah dude im going to my girls house today and fucking the shit out of her!

Guy: good for you bro

by hevebj April 27, 2024