Simp

A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.

Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.

by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020

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Someone who ditches the boys and acts different to get pussy but never ends up getting it.

Associates with the name Declan Haynes

Declan is such a simp.

by Celia Pompeselli May 12, 2020

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A male that puts females over the boys and a male that puts in too much effort to get the puss.

The boys: Yo, franklin come play warzone.
Franklin: Nah man, i'm spending time with my girl.
The boys: You a simp man.

by franklinAsimp May 12, 2020

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sydney is a simp

by weird_explosions May 12, 2020

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A person (could be a guy or a girl, but they're often dudes) who does nice things with the expectation of getting something in return- typically sex or a smooch or smth. Not to be confused with a nice guy, who thinks they're deserving of female attention just for not bullying her.

Note: Do NOT call someone a simp for showing respect. If it's clear they're just being a good person, they're not a simp. If they're only doing it because they think the person will "owe them" then they hella simp

Girl: Thank you for holding the door :)
Guy: Yea no problem, but can I get a kiss?
Girl: Uh, no.
Guy: But I did you a favor! You owe me now!
Girl: ew you simp

by coolkiddo69 May 12, 2020

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