douche bag

My brother Jaron Bennett
he is a complete retard and full of doucheness

jaron likes it anal and likes douche bags

by mr douche himself Jaron September 9, 2009

Douche Nozzle

A slightly more insulting variation of douche bag. The douche nozzle is like a douche bag, but is the actual part of the utensil that is inserted in to the dirty, dried up vagina of a post-menopausal woman.

Wow...people who post their personal opinions about musicians, sports teams, the month they were born in, their own name, the city/state/country they live in, favorite tv shows, boys/girls names who they like, celebrities, or any other statement that includes "the best, the greatest, the worst, the hottest, the etc..." as a definition for a word on urban dictionary are really just a bunch of unoriginal, uninspired, uneducated, "unfunny"...douche nozzles.

by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

Douche Cake

1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.

2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.

1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."

2. "You are such a douche cake."

by I am B August 1, 2007

douche buster

when you bust some one being a douche bag.

Adam showed his douche buster skills when, he nailed Shawn being a douche.

by fredd123 October 2, 2007

douche bag

someone who is to cool for school.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.

that kid such a douche bag for ditching us

by Charles Dodgeson April 12, 2009

Nouveau Douche

1. An ignorant man or woman who learns to fly-fish, brew their own beer, and perform other acts not for themselves, but for the approval of others.

"Awww man, did he take up flyfishing? Yeah man, he just grew out a gnarly beard and started to fly-fish. What a Nouveau Douche."

by willygski October 6, 2013

douche-dad

A stepdad whose actions resemble douchebaggery.

Xavier: Hey, why isn't Rick at the party tonight?
Ferdinand: His douche-dad told him to clean the gutters again. What a prick.

by daisyVonDoom March 18, 2011