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Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
mugGet the Ukrainian Car Washmug.

r/cars

The official subreddit of bitching about random things that don't matter. Says they support manuals and then exclusively buys used. Only want a pre-owned diesel manual wagon in brown.
Bill- "yeah, Tommy is chill, but he's like the r/cars of the friend group"
by Inconvenient MR2 May 15, 2020
mugGet the r/carsmug.

Donna's Car

A shady vehicle designed by Mercedes-Benz that is insured by a State Farm agent that's kind of shady.
"Hey Izzy, we taking Donna's Car?"

Izzy: "She would never let us drive her car."
by bigbear1102 September 18, 2020
mugGet the Donna's Carmug.

Car liberated

A person who lives happily and easily without a single occupancy vehicle. They engage in multi-modal transportation which includes: walking, biking, public transportation (bus and train), on-demand micro-transit, ride share, car share, car rental, air plane, and riding with friends.
I sold my car ten years ago and have been living happily, car liberated for the last decade!
by Shared Mobility Coop January 14, 2020
mugGet the Car liberatedmug.

car

Yeah
Yeah
Real Rx
I used to wake up in my room in the morning
Put on my dirty shoes in the morning
Heard momma crying last night
Think the lights finna go out
Only thing on my mind is hitting a lick
Her nigga in prison for doing some shit
Say I'ma go to prison for doing some shit
Only thing on my mind is booming a bitch
12 Stout Street, I hated that house
I had to learn early on bein' a man about
My momma ain't never buy me shit
I sold drugs and robbed for all my shit
car
by realrx November 4, 2022
mugGet the carmug.

Car fishing

Similar to cat fishing but in regards to cars, when your car is a replica of a more expensive or desirable but you don’t tell people that and lie
: “you seen Ryan’s new focus RS it’s mint”

: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs”

: “oh what a freak”
by Musho... October 11, 2020
mugGet the Car fishingmug.

Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.
Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats
by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020
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