Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts

The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts (BBSE) was a plot device in the post-communist revolutionary world developed acclaimed writing critic and author Isaac S. The world focuses on the downtroddden of society with themes of redemption and rebirth. The BBSE is one of the main factions, and the main character of the first volume is Hans, one of the six senior high-sandwich-artists of the organisation. At the time of writing the epic post-communist revolutionary saga is yet to reach its conclusion, but it is widely speculated that they will succeed in their efforts to secure voting rights for dogs and defeat the zealous crusaders of the palm trees of the north.

In the post-communist revolutionary world, the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich enthusiasts were the most benevolent faction and their support of voting rights for dogs reflected this.

Hans is part of the Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts! Didn't you know?

The Bearded Brotherhood of Sandwich Enthusiasts was dedicated to finding the perfect sandwich, a task they complete before volume 1. Six sandwiches for the high-sandwich-artists and three for the dog-king Rufus. But all of them were deceived because another sandwich was made.

by GreySevenFourPrime June 30, 2020

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024

Avocado sandwich advocate

Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.

From a song by Dr.Reknaw

Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.

by The deathless dead September 25, 2022

Let’s Pump This Sandwich

A creative way of saying “let’s head out”.

Used similarly to “let’s blow this popsicle stand”.

Mark: “You ready to get out of here?”

Jason: “Yeah dude, let’s pump this sandwich.”

by Ploozy June 17, 2024

Soup Sandwich

A person that is "wholly" incompetent; doesn't know their foot from their ass.

That witness I had to call was a soup sandwich...definite not guilty on this one.

by AVS12345 November 15, 2023

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025

Sticky Sandwich

When a group of men spunk at least 525ml each onto a cheese sandwich to then eat it.

Aye chabs should we make a sticky sandwich

by MC spunky January 1, 2019