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retard

a white person who says the n-word and thinks it funny
jake: haha ni**a

Jamaal: boy im finna clap your cheeks retard
by retarded-white-kid June 4, 2020
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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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by u whASFGliauwfb; April 24, 2019
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Metapyshical Retardation

Retardation is a term used to describe the spread of retardardation through communication. Popular in multiplayer FPS games, particularly in Counterstrike: Global Offensive.
"He spent 15 years playing online games. Now he has metapyshical retardation and cant function properly anymore!"
by Operation_Zer0 March 19, 2022
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Retard

Jacob : Look at that guy is he okay?
Mark : No Jacob he is disabled and dumb he cannot function like a regular human being he is retarded
Jacob : Damn he really is retarded. Dumb ass nigga
by FreakyFrog January 18, 2023
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Retard

Retard can only be said by people who are actually disabled/ have a disability.
Girl 1: She's so retarded omds
Girl 2: Omg, you can't say that, not unless you actually have a disability
by Barkely123 July 4, 2020
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Retarded

A term for someone with a disability it'skind of derogatory don't call someone with a disability this but it also can be used as another word for stupid dumb lame shitty crappy etc
Sean You wanna hang out

Nick No I don't

Sean That's retarded I wanna hang out

Nick Ok
by Boogereater69 January 2, 2021
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