play-ratio

The ratio between the amount of play (any sexual relation) one gets to the amount of times potential play opportunity was squandered. The number is often uncalculatable and must be equal to or greater than zero. This metric is typically used to quantify a man's sexual fitness

I missed Sarah's "you up?" text last night, my play-ratio is at an all time low!

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

Playing the pipe organ

Where a woman fucks a pipe on the pipe organ. Activity is limited to venues that just happen to have a pipe organ or 2 lying around.

I was locking up the church at night after choir practice. When I was sure everyone was out of the building I snuck up to the choir loft and started , playing the pipe organ. Boy that key of 'c'will. Never be the same again!

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

I hope they play fein

When you ask it

Fein fein fein fein fein , fein fein fein fein fein , fein fein fein fein fein.
- travis Scott

I hope they play fein

by Naufalicious December 2, 2024

A Rummy playing Phenom

Carlos Chavez known as the hit man ran 15 games of Rummy. To date, he has yet to been beat.

A Rummy playing Phenom

by Rummy inspection December 31, 2013

Horse Play

The act of fucking or getting fucked with a horse dick either living or dying.

"Bro what happened to Mr.Hands?"
"He died to Horse Play, aw fuck, literally."

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022

Plays

"Plays" is another way of saying money. If you make a lot of money, you have a lot of plays.

Jerome: "Yo, you trying to get a pizza?"
Tyrone: "Hell yeah man, I made some plays this week!"

by Pooper man 300 July 13, 2019