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White Person

A person that has spilled white paint all over themselves.
Jamal: fuck!
Tyrone: lol u look like a white person
Jamal: ... give me a fucken towel
by Fleurdegonj January 24, 2025
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Person 30

There is literally no instances of this person being used in a definition and if there was a need for him, the definition is getting out of hand.
Person 1: Do you think Person 30 exists?
Person 29: I dunno, seems pretty unlikely
Person 2-28 agree in unison.
by RealMrCactus January 26, 2025
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“Not a holiday” person

A Jehovah’sWitness.
Hey Caren, what are you wearing to the Christmas party?

Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!
by ConstantComment January 26, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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the bestest person in the whole wide world

ME. I AM THE BESTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
I AM THE BESTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
by Jeaf January 29, 2025
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Terrible Person

I mean, he wasn't a terrible person until he spoke out against the Jews.
Hym "It looks to me like the Jews are trying to be the morality dictators. So much so that even if you are accosted by the Jews you still have to like the Jews and you aren't allowed to take about what the Jews are doing to you. You're a 'terrible person' if smear you and you point out the fact that the Jews are smearing you. It's your role in society to let the Jews do whatever they want, even if it's TO YOU, up to and including genocide, and the pretend it didn't happen so the Jews don't look bad. That's what being a 'good person' is. Subservience to Jews = Good Person. It's 1=1."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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A personality typing using red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
Red is an angry person who wants power over others. Think of power-tripping bosses, teachers, and bullies. Might be good to have them if you have the same enemies.
Orange is someone who prioritizes excitement and fun instead of being responsible. Probably depressed and distracting themselves from problems instead of solving them.
Yellow is a peaple pleaser who doesn't know how to stand up to people they hate. Identifies as a constant victim. You might feel bad for them at first, but people have to learn independence instead of expecting saviors, right?
Green wants society to be fair and will fight for those they care for. Can be argued as the best type. Might get too preachy about ideals you don't care about.
Blue loves details and understanding how the world works. Not great at socializing or putting their ideas into action. Can be a perfectionist who uses tiny flaws as excuses to procrastinate. Needs to know that chasing perfection gets in the way of taking action.
Purple is focused on starting tasks and seeing them to completion. They love being efficient and pride themselves on gaining great results. Less aggressive than red and more productive than blue. Might be insensitive to people's problems due to unempathetic reasoning. Can be rigid and closed-minded in the way they go about work.
"Hey, what's your Dawn Billings Color Personality?"
"Oh, I'm an Orange. How about you?"
"Purple, I guess that's why I finish prohects first while you stay up all night the day before things are due."
by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025
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