Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient

“Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky”

by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025

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Dingbat David

A man who is an absolute goofball who is shorter than the definition of short and is weirdly into anal sexual intercourse.

That guy across the table is such a Dingbat David stay away from him.

by Christopher Columbus the XXXIV December 5, 2025

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Benjamin David
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A living testament to love and strength: quiet yet resolute, tender yet steadfast, a mountain soul whose gaze and heart reflect both courage and warmth. One whose life is a gift to all who know him.

“Meeting him was like discovering a Benjamin David — calm, strong, and so impossibly kind that I couldn’t resist the urge to massage his back every night.”

by Lunaleche<3 December 24, 2025

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David

gooner

David is such a gooner

by lalagyatt January 15, 2025

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An Autistic Fag

"Why does he keep ranting about shit?"

"It's cause he's a David..."

by SP4ce.. January 15, 2025

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David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.

“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”

by Krifti January 21, 2025

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