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Poolard beer

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.
My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer
by Jake larda September 13, 2021
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Bag a beer

Pour a beer into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and then bite off the corner and suck down the beer. Similar to a beer bong, but out of a plastic bag.
Hey do you want to bag a beer later?
by Beefboyz April 29, 2024
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Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.
Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.
by Floorbeer May 29, 2019
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Beer coaster maths

It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.

An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.
According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.
by Damian W November 17, 2016
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Beer Pants

The act of pouring a beer down one's pants and underpants, usually done when the pourer is too intoxicated to feel the temperature of the beer.
James did a beer pants at Luca's house the other night.
by martdevitto January 24, 2024
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Beer Supplier Rep

A person who has NO selling power. In and out of accounts just dropping off samples and delivering empty promises. They are great for Open Bar tabs, Lunch and Merchandise. Will call you if they need to hit their end of month numbers with incentives you will never see.
I’m still waiting for my hats and T shirts from my Beer Supplier Rep because they were Beer of the a month Two months ago.
by BeerKween November 24, 2021
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Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017
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