brain drain guilt

The guilt that comes with leaving your city for a more affluent area after college, despite the best attempts of your professors and others to prevent it.

Paul: "I had this crazy dream last night. I was on trial for planning to move to Chicago, but the jury was made up of my professors. When the judge asked for the verdict, one of them stood up and said, "We have no verdict. We're just extremely dissappointed in him."

Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."

by Simon Dylan October 8, 2011

BRAIN PICKER

A Psychiatrist

Man, that is so a Brain Picker going through your head!

by Non Partisan January 15, 2025

boulder brain coral

Coral with shape of brain and rock

When you visit Haiti and go to sea a lot of boulder brain coral you can see

by Lithus November 5, 2017

low poly brain

An idiot 3d video game modder.

P1:"He's really idot for a modder."
P2:"Yeah, he has a low poly brain."

by Lit Pr August 24, 2021

Brain

I have a small one, what about yours?

Mine is small, but that girl has a big brain!

by Princess Karen September 10, 2021

Ballsack Brain

A scientific way of saying you have a brain tumor or you have no idea what you’re doing

Jerry was looking around with no clue on what he was doing. “I think I have ballsack brain!”

by DoctorNeo July 13, 2022

Brain dial

When you dial a number to receive brain

“I Brain dialed ronald to receive some dome slone”
“Dial b for brain”

by Ceausikuß Balomegoskombeis October 16, 2021