Tactical Nut

Noun.

When a man masturbates before a date to last longer during sex.

An hour before Joey's date he performed a tactical nut in hopes of lasting longer in bed.

by Bleached balls October 14, 2022

Deiz Nuts

Deiz Nuts. Deez Nuts. ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

“Guess what?”

“what”
“DEIZ NUTS”

by ballsllsslsl October 15, 2022

Deez Nuts

A meme originating from a guy saying “Deez Nuts GOTTEM”

Person 1: Deez nuts gottem

Person 2: that’s not funny anymore *dies of cringe*

by MonstersIncEnthusiast October 15, 2022

Deez Nuts

by far the best phrase in human history

jack:hey bro
zack:deez nuts
jack: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH, zack you need to wake up, you’ve been in a coma for 2 years
zack:what

by beebybeeber October 21, 2022

Knobby nuts

The medical condition of perineal, testicular scrotal irritation from the high frecquency vibrations that occurs from too many hours of riding motorcycles with knobby tires.

The motorcyclist’s scrotal edema is a classic case of knobby nuts.

by Ofashea January 8, 2022

Blood Nut

When you but too many nuts past the point of shooting blanks and instead shoot blood out of your dick.

"Dude I just beat my dick 20 times to achieve the blood nut!"

by ilex07 January 21, 2022

nutty nuts

it goes peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer!

Man: what is favourite song
Man 2: peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer
Man : wow that gamer

by dittothe1st December 12, 2021