I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021

I jimin today

Made by BTS RM during an interview when asked about who runs late the most among the members. Everyone agreed that Jimin runs late most and RM said if you're late you jimin today

I jimin today, I am late today.

by seokjin' lobster July 26, 2021

i forgor 💀

i would tell you the definition but i forgor 💀

person 1: whats your favorite ship?
person 2: i forgor 💀

by eri/@noellesluva4eva July 30, 2021

I just Farded

fard

I just Farded

by dajeo August 3, 2021

Well, I never!

A very British and gentleman way of sounding offended and scandalized.

Bob: Lady, you're ugly as sin, if Boris Johnson and you were in a beauty contest, he would clearly win.

Jane: Well, I never!

by Ricardo58 July 3, 2021

I JUST MORBED

what you say when you commit 'morb'

guys im sorry but
I JUST MORBED

by i just morbed June 5, 2022

I Swear to FUCK

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly

Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022