David

A person who has cheese in their ass.
Omg he is a David!
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David Bassil'ed

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.
Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!
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David Dobrik

Liza Koshy's boyfriend
David Dobrik is dating Liza omg
by Deisarsa August 9, 2017
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David

David is the kind of guy that you always want to be around. He's always super funny and a joy to talk to. He's cool with whatever anyone wants to do and can make a bad day a good one. I also heard that he has a HUGE cock.
"David makes me so happy whenever I see him"
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David

"David" implies someone is a massive cunt.
"Mate you're such a David, piss off."
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david

gay ass nigga whos slow and makes no sense
dam you acting like david
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David

Narcissistic, toxic, conflict seeker. Self obsessed.
He's a narcissist. Is his name David?
by Yourmomandyourdad November 23, 2021
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