Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

by Keouiiii February 15, 2020

Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome

Disorder in which you are above elliot in any physical mental or other way possible. This is un over rideable by any other disorder or cause

Gabe-"I love you"
Elliot-"I love you more"
Gabe "you can't cause i have 'elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome '"

by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024

Beating Spoon

The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.

Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!

by J3sus is a homie March 7, 2021

Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

i beat citra

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i beat citra by varse woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by b vhgb uyhjbg October 25, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 2, 2025