Bird

A flat out dumbass who annoys the fuck out of everybody

Sean Omoseni is such a fucking bird. He never shares his marks with other people and he always sucks all the teacher's dicks

by KissUp May 31, 2017

Sess bird

A girl who once had potential at grammar school and was above taking drugs, now will suck dick if md is good

Your such a sess bird

by Youronit75 May 1, 2016

throwaway bird

A Parakeet (or a Budgie)

Also know as a gateway bird, or into bird.
One of the best birds for beginning bird owners because they are easy to buy, care for, dispose of, and replace.

I just bought my first throwaway bird, today.

by idontwanttomakeapseudonym March 6, 2017

Bird

To whip another individual’s vehicle without their permission.

Person 1: Yurr
Person 2: yurrr what’s the word gangy?
Person 1: yo yous lemme whip the caddy
Yous: no
Person 1: yo let’s go bird yous’ caddy!

Person 2: Say less I’m down

by TheBiggestBird313 March 7, 2023

Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo

I was bored so I started free-birding

by Kux July 9, 2025

Bird

A person who can fly

Look at her, she’s a bird

by Djjcycb we bcushf February 15, 2021

Bird

Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.

That how is a bird

by Stickytoes August 19, 2025