american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

by Big aldo May 11, 2021

American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021

Geographic-american

A protected race of people who are citizens of the United States of America who don't like America. Characteristics may include:
- Being triggered by or burning America's flag.
- Kneeling for America's national anthem.
- Wanting to remake America's Constitution.

- Expressing disappointment in America, its founding and its holidays.
- Wanting American history canceled so no one else can learn about it.
- Cheering on any restrictions on their own liberty.

A new poll shows that 85% of geographic-americans want mask mandates to continue indefinitely.

by Darkthunder75 June 15, 2021

British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024

American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or the last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Usually from a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Met this Engineer at work today, he was a total Jake. Talk about The American Dream..

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024

American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Primarily born into a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Man, I met this Engineer named Jake the other day. Talk about The American Dream…

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024