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New Jersey - Part 5

Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)
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5:21

... U R my silver lining 🌥
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Modified 5 Finger

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.
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5 star crest

noun; (aka 5sc) an emotional peak akin to the cresting of a beautiful meadowed hill
examples of 5 star crests: reaching a beautiful crest, seeing a sunset, achieving a milestone, busting a nut, etc.
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5”7 Brownskin

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