eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips

why did you search this up.

joshua: im going to eat eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips
billy: what the fuck

by potato devourer November 17, 2025

Cracked like an egg

To get/be “cracked like an egg” is a play on words referring to rough sexual intercourse. When an egg cracks, it’s broken.

To get/be “cracked like an egg” is a play on words referring to rough sexual intercourse. When an egg cracks, it’s broken. Tori - “Girl, I’m about to go over his house and get cracked like a egg”

Lana - “Iktr girl! He finna tear you out the frame.”

Tori - “It’s okay, I like it rough.”

by JammedJuul December 8, 2025

Jaimon's Engine Eggs

-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.

"Her food preparation skills scare me so much I would rather eat Jaimon's Engine Eggs instead"

by slaytotheslayslay December 10, 2025

Glazin’ eggs

When a man ejaculates into a woman.

I’m gonna be glazin’ eggs when my wife gets home.

by Fugbuttly009 December 26, 2025

Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs

The act of performing cunnilingus on your Puerto Rican bride after letting all of your buddies have a go with her after the wedding reception.

Jeff had the Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs for breakfast this morning

by senorbeto January 11, 2026

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö

Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

by Stefantastic November 23, 2021

effin egg

delicious and seggsy tasting breakfast egg sammies, served all Effin day,

Have you been ti Effin egg and tasted the bacon egg snd cheese breakfast sammie?

by Feedmeeggsandbacon November 23, 2021