by HouseIsFloodedWithFacts November 05, 2021
Squirrel. In. My. Penis
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 04, 2020
obsesses over every female he ever sees, usually ones who share absolutely no interest
glorified fan club
accuses others of being simps
refuses to accept being a key member of simpnation
most often associated with the name Joey.
glorified fan club
accuses others of being simps
refuses to accept being a key member of simpnation
most often associated with the name Joey.
“Yo man, did you see that girl that just walked by? Dude. No one else can have her. She’s mine.”
“Stop being a fucking simp, Joey.”
“Stop being a fucking simp, Joey.”
by crackaintsofuckinwack April 17, 2020
by Coach Sags January 14, 2020
A name commonly used to name someone (mostly guys) who try and get that sweet pussy by buying things for a girl, skip hanging with the boys to hang out with the dishwashers. And more often than not they get friend zoned because they are to nice and trying to hard. Most commonly associated with the name josh
Mitchell Apps: hey you see how josh just bought that girl lunch?
Carter Haddon: yeah he is such a simp there not dating
Carter Haddon: yeah he is such a simp there not dating
by Hayden Barkey February 26, 2020
by Auntie Burger June 30, 2023