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Simp

A man who lives in Virginia and spends more money then he earns on a girl who sucks dick behind his back meanwhile her vagina smells like fish, this man will cut every close friend out of his life for a golddigger without even realizing it
Hey I hear Alex flew into town let's hang with him

Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about
by JewishNutsack June 8, 2020
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Simp

A guy who has no balls and will go beyond to please the ladies. Also, prefers cuckold. Perfect example: Will Smith
Will Smith is such a simp that he would let his woman disrespect him by saying she’s sleeping around and loves other men but can’t take a joke about her and tries to show his manliness by attacking a less built feeble man.
by Tango69 April 3, 2022
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Toy chica simps

those idiots that simp over toy chica that FNAF fans are truly scared of 99.9 of them are orphans. like this if you argree
Fgtv are toy chica simps
by P H O N K G O D November 13, 2023
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exclusively simping

Not talking but off limits to everyone and seeing where things go.
Will is exclusively simping for Soley.
by whorewecum June 18, 2020
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Simp

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P.ants

duh from Phineas and Ferb
"s to the I to the m to the p "-Rapper dude
"There's SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!"-Candance
"and that's a simp kid"- person watching Phineas and Ferb
by Your local street hobo April 3, 2020
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Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.
Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.
by TesterLester January 23, 2021
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Simp

A male trying to please a woman over affection and kindness to have sex.
For example: Someone with a 2 inch dick named Otis. Simping as hard as possible at an increasing and alarming rate.
by xd_lucifer March 11, 2020
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