dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023

Yes Straight

A code for describing a teacher who is usually unfair with grading, and gives too many quizzes

Dude I have so many quizzes today because of Yes Straight

by RoJoPotus May 16, 2019

Straight To The Toilet

A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.

Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.

by The usual shenanigans September 23, 2021

Straight like

What I'm talking about really happened.

Its real.

Have no doubt about what I'm saying.
For real.

I'm ready

Someone asked if I was pregnant today. I told them straight like yeah.
Whole time, I'm straight like yeah...whats up?

by juan anthony July 28, 2019

Straight Shamer

A person, usually queer, who ridicules, neglects, or shames a person for not being a LGBT individual.

TheQueerKiwi: hi guys, today we're going to be losing our minds over dumb straight people 🤗

TheQueerKiwi on YouTube is a Straight Shamer.

by ▪◾⬛◾▪ July 19, 2022

Straight Swaggin

When someone, or something looks good, feels good, or has done something good

David: " Ayo Josè your ride is straight swaggin"

by Big Ounce6573 November 24, 2020

Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.

I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe

by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021