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Jake

The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.
Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.
by Boomerangg May 18, 2023
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Jake Clifford

a woman pelter but also loves george turners wood
by George turner May 22, 2023
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Jake clifford

An absolute legend who hates people named George turner and would love to cave anyone’s skull in at anytime
Oh that sexy beast is a Jake clifford for sure
by Cliffy 809123 May 22, 2023
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Jake

Jake is a freshman who is funny. Jake likes basketball and is a good friend.
Jake ate my socks today.
by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023
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Jake

A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.
Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"

Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."

Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
by MooshroomLuma May 26, 2023
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Jaked up

The act of being jaked up or the process of gradually jaking up someone else. Explicitly homosexual in nature
"Babe stop I'm all Jaked up"
by Nightshade03 June 1, 2023
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Dirty Jake

After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.
I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.
by LugNutz June 2, 2023
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