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Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.
1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.
by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019
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Jake Paul

Click bait, literally just clickbait
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital
Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀
by fdsokjgdfjkpgcdslkç May 11, 2022
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Jake

Serene Yousef Is Beautiful,Adorable,Smart,Shy And Sensitive.
Serene Yousef is Beautiful,Adorable,Smart,Shy And Sensitive.

Jake
by Xxlidjks September 8, 2019
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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
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jake drew

the best man on earth about to be the best daddie on this earth wish you the best my jakie poo
alfie: your kid is going to die before it’s 3 on back of a quad (he’s gunna run him over)
jake drew:fuck off
by madeline miller 1233456 September 17, 2023
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Jake

Really an all out bich and ass hole that always thinks he's right and is very self conscious.
There's jake
by Yeet yo know October 7, 2019
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JAKE E 7 zero seven 7

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass
by Sykq April 21, 2021
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