Jesus

jesus is our savior
by jesus🎀 February 19, 2021
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people tryna kill Jesus: CONTROLLER PLAYER HE'S A CONTROLLER PLAYER
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Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.
I feel sad

Jesus is there for you
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Jesus means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Jesus gets all the booty
Jesus: what up honeys?

Girls: can I smash you?

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Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis
by yezuuzu January 27, 2022
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My friend who has the same initials as Jesus Christ
My friend is Jesus reincarnated
by catsimp May 07, 2021
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Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God.
Chaos%: *Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus*
Person2: *sings Jesus song*
by EmilyChi March 13, 2022
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