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house-booking

the act of using the social networking sight facebook to communicate to other people that are currently in the same residence as you (roomates, relatives, etc.),
Bob: Hey is Kristen going to clean up the kitchen after the rager that we had last night?

Jerry: Yah, she already is.

Bob: How do you know?

Jerry: because we're house-booking!
by frigg August 30, 2009
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House Ball

house ball
ˈhau̇s ˌbȯl
noun

1. A pinball term: the ball that drains immediately after being launched, typically going straight down the middle or out an outlane, before the player has any chance to make contact with a flipper. Often compared to a casino “house win,” since the machine effectively keeps the player’s money without providing any meaningful play.

2. Informal: An exaggerated complaint made by a pinball player who insists that house balls occur to them far more often than to anyone else, despite all evidence to the contrary. Usually accompanied by dramatic outbursts, theatrical sighs, or the conviction that the universe is conspiring against them personally.

— house ball, verb
house-balled; house-ball·ing
: to suffer an immediate drain without making contact with the flippers

Etymology:
First known use: mid-20th century pinball arcades, where unlucky plunges were said to be “claimed by the house.” In modern usage, the term has expanded to describe both the event and the theatrical meltdown of certain players who treat every house ball as a cosmic injustice aimed squarely at them.
• “Launched the ball, drained instantly — that’s a house ball.”
• “On older machines, house balls are common and just part of the game.”
• “HOUSE BALL?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? THIS MACHINE IS RIGGED!!!”
• “That wasn’t a drain, that was a government-sanctioned assassination of my bonus multiplier… HOUSE BALL!!!”
• “Three house balls in a row? Clearly the pinball gods hate me personally and no one else.”
• “You didn’t just get a house ball, bro… you got a deep state conspiracy.”
by GuidoDaPimp September 14, 2025
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Scooby-Doo House

Scooby-Doo House (also known as a Shaggy House) is when two best guy/girl's friends house and one of you stand on the bed, squat over, then proceed to dump a massive shit on the face of the friend while they are laying down on the floor, but right before the shit leaves their ass the friend on the floor scream's RUH-ROH! at the top of their lungs!
"So Fran? want to sleep at my place your yours?"

"We can do this at your house but we gotta make it a Scooby-Doo House."

"Ruh-Roh!"
by Define Deez February 3, 2022
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pervert house

a place where perverts come together and stare at busty women.
"oh my god, caps place is a total pervert house."
by bensonhedges February 6, 2014
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watered his house

Jeff got bored and watered his house
by Lilabe July 19, 2019
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Roosters in the hen house

Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house
by llameboy July 6, 2018
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wes's house

A house where all the meth heads go to hang out and stay up for days at a time stealing shit from eachother and helping one another look for said stolen items
Let's go to Wes's house and get methed out.
by Big E from the lobby November 26, 2017
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