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i'll be on in five

The thing your friends says when you ask them to get on a game, but of course, they actually mean "i'll be on right after you start playing by yourself"
John: "I'll be on in five"

*two hours later*

Evan: "Dude where are you?"

John: "I'm getting on now"
by capsulej2 November 25, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old

Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old
Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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Twenty-four thousand three hundred and sixty-five

24365. Nothing special other then the fact it's the written version of 24365. Other ways to write it include:
24 365
24,365
Honey, the twenty-four thousand three hundred and sixty-five gods are about to smite us out of existence!
Uh... just uhm... *gets smited*
by TheWorstDefiner April 17, 2025
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he Stereotypical "skibidi toilet fan" refers to a stereotype used to describe a "skibidi toilet fan". it commonly uses the terms such as 0-10 years old,"ipad kid", no brain cells, infant, retarded, non potty trained and toddler. Be advised that this stereotype is not an accurate description of the skibidi toilet fan base and is merely a deranged insult targeted at the aforementioned fan base. skibidi ohio rizz one two bug in my shoe five nights at freddy's amongus at 3AM happy meal gyat sssniperwolf geometry dash mewing sus queso alpha sigma skibidi 70th anniversary
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