that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.
by statiq69 May 19, 2022
Get the touching the dragons assholemug. Isaiah: "I hate dragons and all that manga they make."
Cason: "We're in an asian resturant, calm down!"
Cason: "We're in an asian resturant, calm down!"
by reizyu April 26, 2024
Get the Dragonmug. by hydrangeacookie January 22, 2023
Get the lotus dragon cookiemug. by BigBrainTime360 November 11, 2020
Get the Cum Dragonmug. When your significant other is so drunk they think they have to whisper, though it's just as loud as when they're talking. Their hot, drunk breath feels like death incarnate against your skin.
by AC_Megadeth May 27, 2019
Get the Tequila Dragonmug. by k0r3an July 15, 2025
Get the pitaya dragon cookiemug. Man 1: Hello, Do You Know Who Is Imagine Dragon Is?
Man 2: No, Who Is It?
Man 1: Imagine Dragon Dees Nuts Across Your Face!
Man 2: Gets Fooled With*
Man 2: No, Who Is It?
Man 1: Imagine Dragon Dees Nuts Across Your Face!
Man 2: Gets Fooled With*
by IsaacMarbles May 22, 2024
Get the Imagine Dragonmug.