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Dequantis’s Law

The member of the group with the darkest skin color will always commit the most number of crimes. If the skin color is the same, all members will commit the same quantity of crimes.
Ryln is the darkest in the group, yet commits the most crimes. This theory is known as Dequantis’s Law.
by MrFlamegator May 21, 2024
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Business-in-law

When a person marries the child of a business owner only to “get into” the business that the parent owns. A great way to land a good job without a lot of effort or work.
Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI):
“If I marry that woman, her dad owns a big business! Nothing makes a woman more attractive than daddy’s big bank-roll. I need to hit that to guarantee I never have to work hard in my life!”

Ron Johnson is a product of a business-in-law marriage.
by Linguistually_yours October 14, 2022
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law

it is against the law to work out in Pajamas
yo bill it’s against the law to work out in pjs
by The kid named squid February 8, 2021
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Laws

Really, all laws are made up, since they are a creation of humans.
When people tell you they can't make this stuff up in reference to laws being passed, they're full of shit, laws are made up and written all the time.
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020
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Larry's Law

All internet discussions regarding video cards or GPUs, given enough time, will decay into a discussion regarding digital currency mining.

Term comes from the user VirtualLarry at the Anandtech GPU forums, and ardent defender of mining digital currency using GPUs. GPU topics involving VirtualLarry would all invariably invite or devolve into discussions about digital currency mining.
"I know this topic is about the performance of the 6600XT, but I have to say that given the cards are out of stock due to miners buying them all up..."

"Ah man, this topic got Larry's Lawed!"
by GodisanAtheist September 7, 2021
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co-great-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.
My co-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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1- Great-great-grandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's great-great-grandnephew.
My great-great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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