Deez Nuts

by far the best phrase in human history

jack:hey bro
zack:deez nuts
jack: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH, zack you need to wake up, you’ve been in a coma for 2 years
zack:what

by beebybeeber October 21, 2022

Knobby nuts

The medical condition of perineal, testicular scrotal irritation from the high frecquency vibrations that occurs from too many hours of riding motorcycles with knobby tires.

The motorcyclist’s scrotal edema is a classic case of knobby nuts.

by Ofashea January 8, 2022

Blood Nut

When you but too many nuts past the point of shooting blanks and instead shoot blood out of your dick.

"Dude I just beat my dick 20 times to achieve the blood nut!"

by ilex07 January 21, 2022

Deez nuts

Deez nuts was a joke made by Candice Applewood. While at Sawcon collage in Ligma, Maine, her and her best freind Wilma, had just graduated. To celebrate, they went to wendy's. Then, they went to and Imagine dragons concert. When asked what her name was, Candice replied with Deez. Deez what? Security said. Deez nuts.

Do you know Deez? Deez? Deez nuts!

by Hambor chezborg beegmak wapper May 20, 2022

nutty nuts

it goes peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer!

Man: what is favourite song
Man 2: peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer
Man : wow that gamer

by dittothe1st December 12, 2021

Num Nut

Idiot

-Did you see Felix run into that door?

-Yeah hes such a num nut

by GoofyEmo December 14, 2021

spicy nuts

Noun. A term for when a normally docile person decides to suddenly become a lewd; they are said to have “spicy nuts”

Do you remember that time Yam said fuck? Man he sure had some spicy nuts that day!

by PauFam69 December 16, 2021