American

Something that I'm grateful every day for not being

- There's so much shit going on in Massachusetts oh god
- Damn I'm grateful every day that I don't live there nor am I American ^^

by jensimp11 October 31, 2020

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American Guessing Game

It is when woman will have unprotected sex with different men simultaneously and when she will get pregnant, she will guess the father of her unborn child from the men he had sex with. The man chosen by the woman as her child's father will lose and required to give child support.

My cousin Maria played American Guessing Game with me and our male cousins, her brother lost.

by Baegon April 21, 2022

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American Dick Trap

when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.

Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?

Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.

by Parallax266 December 5, 2022

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American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021

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American

A native of America; originally applied to the aboriginals, or copper-colored races, that has always been here and still here to this day ; but now applied to the descendants of Europeans born in America.

The Americans have been Reclassified as Colored, Negro, Mulatto, Black and now African American (All Misnomers).

by Chief Kitchi Waya March 7, 2022

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