A hair

Something that nerds hate in their food

EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Pineapple hairs

1. The green stuff on sponge bobs house

2. Squidwards next door neighbor

3. Patrick’s friend

There is some (pineapple hairs) on sponge bobs house

by The official bachook of anix June 16, 2020

Brim's ass hairs

Brim is short for Brimstone, we all know his cake is thicker than Reyna's cake. Brims ass hair is essentially pubes which stands for dick hair, however in this case we are explaining his ass hairs. His ass hairs are pretty thick and soft. If you decide to touch it, it wont hurt you. It can be a little bit wet sometimes, but that's not the issue here. In all, Brim's ass hairs stand for brims ass cheek pubes.

Brim's ass hairs is the hair that is located on brimstone (Character from valorant)'s ass

by brim simper December 20, 2021

Hair Cake

The ass version of hair pie
When female (or male) has very hairy ass a.k.a. the hair cake

Weird person: I was about to eat that bitches ass when she bust out that hair cake. And man, that shit aint' do it for me
Normal person: Are you serious? I'd eat her out instanlty if I'd see some jungle down south

by Papa Kunt May 8, 2018

Junior's hair

Straight up flawless

I wish I had Junior's hair

by 6/&:8,7?&,! April 11, 2016

skittle hair

Something that Lil Pump and 6ix9ine have.

It can also look alright in some circumstances.

Skittle hair, yeah.

by iGood October 2, 2018

Getting hair

When a individual of the preferred sex sits in the seat behind you in a car and deeply slowly and sexually runs there fingers through your hair

“Hey didn’t you hear? Max was getting hair from Vicky in the Volvo last night after the show. yeah and his boner was extreme”

-“no way, lucky duck.”

by Hairgetter July 31, 2023