Curtain Call Coffee Bar

Discovering not long after having outrageous butt sex, then going to the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet in the bathroom.

Mark and I made up last night, he had a Curtain Call Coffee Bar experience.

by eightrackplaya November 11, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

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I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

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cold call

tide its better in cold then hot turn to cold only for stone cold steve austin

better cold then hot cold call

by lilelf223 August 11, 2021

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Cologne Call

When a girl is calling a guy for a booty call.

I'm going to hit up that cute bloke I saw at the bar for a Cologne Call.

by Enlightened63043 June 14, 2018

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Carter county mating call

When you pull your bottle of narcotics from your pocket and give it a lil shaky shake!

"Damn bro, I dropped my bottle of Suboxone! It sounded just like the Carter County mating call!"

"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023

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