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Emo Mistletoe

The emo mistletoe is when you take a hot goth girl, pin her to the wall, and wrap her in jizz socks and garlic then proceeded to fuck her mercilessly. Then wake up and realize she was actually 27 opossums in a coat and that you need to lay off the bath salts
Hey bro i gave my girl the emo mistletoe
by Crash bandicote February 2, 2022
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emo burrito

a burrito filled with all black ingredients and has no soul
damn that emo burrito was tasty asf
by hahahaeatpussy April 24, 2018
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a group of emos

1: "hey what do you call a group of emos?"
2: "shut the fuck up lewis"
1: "a suicide squad"
2: "what the fuck is wrong with you"
by istolethelastcookie1 September 25, 2022
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Dahoodian Emo

A Dahoodian Emo is a sub-category style in Da Hood, usually wearing dark clothes and have messy hair, like a birds nest made from sticks. They also mainly have headless and korblox, but will mainly use headless so you cannot get a headshot. They use Revolver and Double Barrel, rarely using (Tactical) Shotgun. They have many enemies across the platform, but their main enemies are Newbies and Barbies. About 94.33% of Emos are male, and range from the ages 11-17. The rest of them are Females who range from the ages 10-16, as it is very rare to find one older than 18. They use insuls such as " ez ", "so bad", "son", and "L". They are easy to find in public server, very common to find. They are extremely toxic, and have a decent amount of skill. They random people off the bat if they want to, so they're pretty aggressive. They most likely are sweaty kids who have no life or just human beings that are bored.
Dahoodian Emo: *Randoms Newbies and other Dahoodians* EZ

Person 1: Hey, what type of Dahoodian is that?

Person 2: That's a Dahoodian Emo.

Person 1: Oh...
by ownmike September 15, 2023
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Emo Flu

An illness suffered the day after going to a concert or music festival, especially Warped Tour, in the summer. Contracted by drinking from community water cups and being in close proximity to large groups of sweaty people.
I think I got the Emo Flu from the community water cup being passed down from the front row yesterday. It was just so hot and I didn't want to lose my place to see the All American Rejects.
by Poppunk12 June 11, 2021
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EMO abuse

EMO abuse, is an acronym standing for Emotional, Mental, and Oral abuse. They all link to each other in some way.
"David had been EMO abused for years..."
by HorrorBaby February 25, 2017
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Emo Texter

Someone who has long, dark, and unnecessary text messages .
That guy is a Emo Texter, He wouldn't stop texting me with these crazy long explanations of how he feels inside.
by Goood One June 5, 2015
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