Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025

michael toolan

A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity

Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now

by Yugottabelukethat March 12, 2022

Michael

Nice guy and also Charlie’s crush

Charlie: Michael is so cool
Me: okay-

by MalynHockey October 21, 2021

michael scales

a simp

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales

by amelia07 April 4, 2021

Michael

Michael is a real nigga.

Michaels my nigga

by Jason Bolivian January 19, 2022

Michael

My world, the best ass face, my beautiful husband and the best ever

I love you Michael

by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki

King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.

She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.

Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .

Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.

by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021