Musical tears

You and and your three buddies flip a stool over snd when the music stops everyone must be penetrated by a stool leg. Last one to sit loses

Patrick wins everytime at musical tears

by anonymous July 3, 2023

Banjo music

The sound the rubber bands make when you're face fucking your 12 year old babysitter's braces.

I dropped the babysitter off at her Mom's but we made a little banjo music along the way.

by Sackmeat April 30, 2014

musical reassurance

Refers to da cheerful/casual whistling/humming/singing dat you're always super-glad/relieved to hear emanating from a mechanic, carpenter, or other repairman as he's working on your in-need-of-fixing item, since this unflustered tune-making indicates that whatever mending/alterations which are required to restore your device are merely "all in a day's work" or "old hat" with him; i.e., he's confidently proceeding with the task and is not concerned that there will be any snags. problems, or delays in said repairs.

Hearing the gloriously-welcome musical reassurance from a service-person produces a similar radiant hopefulness that you experience from being present during an "Ohhhhhhh...!" moment, since in both cases you feel pleasantly relieved that your device is indeed not irreparably damaged/worn/aged, and therefore it will probably be up-and-running again in a fairly short time.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

Music Daddy

A favourite artist

A sugar daddy, but instead of money he gives you good music.

Oh my god, have you heard this artist {artist's name} new song? I swear they are my Music Daddy.

by ThatBitchLilith May 25, 2022

musical "bacon bits"

Crisp "juicy deep-fried" twangy-electric-guitar undertone/accompaniment-accents that create satisfying additional fullness/richness to a bouncy melody.

Succulent "fruits 'n' vegetables" compositions --- i.e., songs with lovely bold tones from horns, woodwinds, strings, and keyboards, and with a nice lively thumpy-thump beat --- are all well and good on their own, but they are always so much more audibly "fulfilling" if there are a moderation of musical "bacon bits" sprinkled in throughout the tune, as well. Check out towing-serviceman Ron Pratt's theme song on YouTube to see what I mean.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>sparta, known for his eccentric and enigmatic nature, is bringing music that will bring back color to the culture by creating works of art that captivates the audience.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025