BS from law

BS from law is that guy that somehow pulls a million women but cannot keep a single one.

He also does not pay for coffee.

"wow that dude is such a BS from law, he got ghosted by ANOTHER girl"

by BS from law May 2, 2023

missFortunes Law

The idea that with just the right amount of women gathered in conversation the likeliness of the conversation devolving into talking about zodiac signs or tarot cards increases and is an eventuality. Much like like Godwins Law

Avoid sleepovers if you don't wish to talk about your zodiac sign, for that is a prime place to have a conversation lead into missFortunes Law.

by PoiLethe May 3, 2023

Waters Law

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.

Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.

by anonymous May 4, 2023

Eric's Law

Putting law after something doesn't make it any more legitimate.

Murphy's law is a prime example of Eric's law.

by Menthro May 5, 2023

Qurayshi's Law

the proposition that the longer an internet conversation between shias goes on, the higher the probability becomes that Aisha Bint Abu Bakr will be mentioned.

Qurayshi's Law:

Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha

by abuhamza May 7, 2023

Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger

“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”

by wimmie_g May 8, 2023

4th Law of Motion

A nigga with motion will remain with motion until a nigga with equal or more motion hinders or stops their motion.

You can’t go band for band with him, he’s well versed in the 4th Law of Motion

by JCrow3000 November 21, 2023