Greg with his friend

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This is Greg's friend

I love Greg with his friend

by Crackerwacker74 February 07, 2023

give him his chops

Give somebody due credit for something.

He did a great job, I 'll give him his chops.

by Kalbarrilover November 07, 2017

Dirty Hi

When you shit on your hand then smear it on a womans ass and proceed to lick it off.

After Dirty Hi-ing your sister, she smacked the living shit out of me.

by dinodied May 06, 2022

string his guitar

a handjob

"I'm going to Bob's later tonight to string his guitar"

by sweg111111 January 18, 2016

gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye April 18, 2016

salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.

Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.

by JesusBummedTrump August 09, 2023

Ring his balls

To give that person a rude-awakening; To wake him up

Someone needs to ring his balls, for all the mistakes he has been making!

by KynanT January 28, 2019