football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g

i like to play football (soccer)

by idektbf November 19, 2021

footbastard

A class of objects extremely painful to step on accidentally.

The deer antler dog-chew is a first order footbastard. The lego brick is a footbastard. The UK mains plug is a footbastard.

by andwhynot November 21, 2021

football d

football d is when you put a football inside a womens pu$$y and then kick her around with your friends

jake: yo bro i just football d her

micheal: bro let’s play

by stellasucksd November 21, 2021

FOOTBALL

FOOTBALL IS THE MOST MANLIEST FUCKING SPORT EVER! EVERYTIME A PLAYER CATCHES A FOOTBALL, IT MAKES YOU SHIT YOUR PAAANTS! EVERY THURSDAY, SUNDAY AND EVEN MANLY MONDAY! THERE IS A NEW GAME IN THE ROUGH HOUSING BONANZA WE CALL FOOTBALL! AAAAAAAHHHHH, I FEEL THE ADRENALINE FROM JUST TALKING ABOUT FUCKING FOOTBALL! POP OPEN YOUR TOSTITOS AND BEERS MEN BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS THE SHIT!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOMEN CAN LIKE FOOTBALL TOO! UUUUUUUUUUUH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

FOOTBALLKING IS OUT!

MAN 1: HEY!
MAN 2: WHAT?!?
MAN 1: READY TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME!
MAN 2: DAMN STRAIGHT!
MAN 1: WOOOOOOO-
MAN 2: WOOOOOOOOO
MAN 1: POP OPEN THOSE BUD LIGHTS!
MAN 2: OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIT!!!

by Mariachi_Lobster December 2, 2021

Flootist

Lucy's profession

Lucy is a flootist

by Ace and Pip December 3, 2021

Foot

A flat top of a house

Omg, your penis has such a nice color.
Foot

by Padajmihovnazrite December 4, 2021

flootie

when one farts from the anal region the fart then travels to the vaginal (coochie) thus creating a floofie

“hey why did you fart 2 times” because it was a flootie

by tootiebooty December 19, 2021