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Cream Cracker

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?
by standyburnham December 13, 2022
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Ice Cream Truck

A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.
There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
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Cream Pike

by PointingatmyBALLZ January 4, 2023
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Corner Cream

The white stuff that gathers on the corners of your uncles mouth after a night on booze and booger sugar
by fleshconker January 6, 2023
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Ice cream sandwich

When you’re creampie’ing a girl in missionary and beforehand you place a piece of chocolate bread under her back and over yours.
Guy 1: Hey i tried out that ice cream sandwich thing

Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE
by Gummmmmmmmm January 6, 2023
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Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.
Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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Blice Cream

Best day ever....I got a blice cream in the parking lot of Rita's!
by Frokeydokey July 6, 2023
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