You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025

ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024

COOKIE

It's actually another term for baterang but still. It's a cool way of saying baterang.

Yo Tom, tomarro am going to yeet this COOKIE at the back of your skull.

by Yo Tom got cookies October 3, 2019

Cooki

cooki is the sweetest girl ever and she has a big heart so make sure to be sweet and careful with her

Person 1: Hey she looks sweet
Person 2: Thats literally cooki

by cookiwooki February 3, 2025

Cookie

The Person you Love is a cookie.
Falling in love with them is baking it.
And if you put that cookie into a jar that means you friendzoned that cookie.

Ohh you know that someone is my cookie...
You seem to like her, are you baking a cookie?

by Cookiesprout December 1, 2016

Mozzarella Cookie

An Epic Cookie from the hit game Cookie Run: Kingdom who is the head of the Golden Cheese Kingdom’s control chamber. They call her the “Brains of the Golden Cheese Kingdom”.

Person 1: I love Mozzarella Cookie!!
Person 2: Me too, she’s my beloved and I wanna hug her so badly :DDD

by 589534 February 2, 2024

cookie goo

another term for vaginal discharge ;)

“Damn, I was trying to take my shorts off after all those packers Coach made us do and the cookie goo was aplenty.”

by crispy toes October 16, 2021