by Chris from the kik chat July 17, 2018

CLEARLY god's favorite person that was created because a man like Chris Brown can sing, dance, AND draw. He is LITERALLY the best looking man on earth so don't do him. He look better than you and your mother so go on with that.
-Lat time i checked, you couldn't dance, sing, or, draw.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.
by XxbeanzzzxX September 6, 2022

Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental
5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental
5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018

by Bobby Boberson November 9, 2019

Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.
Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.
Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand
You do not have a good hand gurt
Gurt: :(
Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand
You do not have a good hand gurt
Gurt: :(
by Michael Glen June 9, 2025

by Rem_ July 17, 2022
