Back row shenanigans

The weird shit people do in the back rows of cinemas, lecture theatres etc. Can refer to joking around, eating cereal, grinding Fortnite and making out as well as anything else deemed a shenanigan.

Lawyer: “Your honour my client was just engaging in some back row shenanigans”
Judge:

“Your client was whacking off during a screening of Paddington 2”

by Fivestarman December 29, 2022

Back hand smile

A Back handed smile is when somebody smiles without actually showing their teeth or fully grinning. People typically use it when they're too ashamed or self conscious to smile. It is typically used by actor Wyatt Oleff during photos with fans or just in general. It looks incredibly forced and awkward. Its practically smiling yet frowning at the same time.

"Hey dude! Don't back hand smile and just smile normally!"
"But I don't want too!

by harpsichord May 5, 2020

back door gardening

To shave your ass hair

I've got a big date tonight. I need to do a bit of back door gardening.

by Darkened Joker April 17, 2017

Back stage blowjob

A blowjob given to a member of the band or other celebrity after a show. Typically given with the knowledge that no further communication will occur.

Susan embraced her inner slut and offered a back stage blowjob. With utter disgust, he accepted.

by Morasjjad September 10, 2018

cash back snatch

Gaining funds for taxi/train/bus fare to get home with from the female you just had a one night stand with.

Last night I smashed this tottie and she gave me 20 sheets for a taxi home, cash back snatch

by Vigvam1 July 28, 2010

bringing the patty back

The act of doing something impressive and worthy of praise. originally from a spongebob episode in which he rescues the krabby patty and yells: "Knickity knack the patty is back!"

Ya, what a fine example of bringing the patty back.

by djnatetreiber June 2, 2011

Quack in DA BACK

The sound a female makes while giving a blow job on a cock where it is hitting her in the back of her mouth/ throat area.

Candy gave me head last night but only sucked the first few inches. She refuses to bottom out on it and give me that "Quack in da Back ! )

If I was gay or Bi I know Loki would give me the "Quack in Da Back " because he loves sticking things in his mouth and down his throat..

by Dimond D March 12, 2023