J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.

"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022

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The J

When You Shake Your Booty Maximum With No Stress.

Did you see Aubery? She was Doing The J!

by FellaBoy456 August 26, 2025

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J hoo

An asshole

“You’re such a J hoo”
“What does that mean?”
“You’re an asshole”

by Niggem December 24, 2023

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Donald J Duck

a nickname for a hybrid version of president Trump and Donald Duck

who both share the trait of having the name donald and be 1/6 orange !

that man reminds me of donald J duck

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

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Dondatta J

One of the Don’s of The Detroit Mafia, the one who when seems like at his weakest, but in silence he get shit done

Dondatta j the silent but deadly type

by Anonymous7783 May 25, 2021

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PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work

A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"

by 0mAkine August 15, 2025

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