Ur mom

My bitch

I was at ur mom's house last night

by ur new stepdad cuz ur mom is h March 11, 2022

ur mother

the person that I fucked last night.

girl : hey, by any chance, do you know where my mom went last night?
guy : oh, i was fucking ur mother in bed. very clean
girl : what the fuck

by weebuwu March 12, 2022

ur mom

the hottest person you'll ever meet on earth.

Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!

by cacalacabaka March 13, 2022

Ur Mom

Teacher: Gracy, care to tell the class what we are doing for homework tonight?
Gracy: We're doing ur mom

Leo: Hey!
Grace: Ur mom

by Devil_Gal630 March 13, 2022

Ur mom

A phrase sometimes used to make jokes and roast other people

Lmao Ur mom is so fat the police had to shoot her four times for her to die

by Caught in 4k📸 March 13, 2022

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

ur mom

fat

ur mom gae

by monke_lover_69 March 14, 2022