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Chris

A kid who was Chris because he annoying and he snitch on me
by Ms batman April 12, 2020
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Chris

A very amazing, intelligent, handsome, caring man that knows how to treat a lady like a princess. He hates female periods with a passion and hopes to one day get rid of every girls periods forever. He is a very respectful person that loves to help out in every way possible. HE IS GREAT FOR CUDDLING WITH. He’s very tall and has hella motion too by the way ladies.
Chris is such an amazing cuddler I can’t stop thinking about him!!
by spvxz April 18, 2025
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National Chris Yetman Day

"What Is National Chris Yetman Day? "
it's where you go naked for the day and send pictures of yourself to him, he also gives free foot massages and kicks them
it's the 9th of October! national Chris Yetman day
by blablarx7 October 9, 2022
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chris

homo bus driver whos real name is alan
by JORDYNVSTHEWORLD March 23, 2019
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Chris

Chris is the coolest guy you will ever meet.

He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
1 girl: omg he so dum

Chris: YOUR MOM!
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
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Chris Zavala

The most badass motherfucker to be alive. If Gary Vaynerchuk and David Goggins could have a kid, Chris Zavala would be the byproduct. I give up is not in his vocabulary, you’ll never see him she a tear and he has the pain tolerance of a fucking Shark with a chunk of flesh bitten off but still swimming along eating other sharks like a murder dolphin.

If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.

He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.
by Youdontknowmeson June 11, 2024
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Chris

The dumbest dude with the ugliest beard. Thinks he's a hard worker but he's the laziest dude on the job site. Can't even afford a 4X4 dodge.
That's a poor Chris, at least he tries.
by Tbagzzzz November 8, 2017
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